First Grade Theology

Just finished VBS. Memorable quotes:

"You may now marry your lovely wedded husband."

"God made man upside right"

"God gave his only forgotten son."

Referring to a verse saying "Therefore God exalted him..." a child said, "For there God exasperated him."

And the best one...

Did you know that Jesus died for our starvation?

So, to sum up a first-grade theology God made man upside right, but we sinned, so he gave his only forgotten son. For there, God exasperated him, so that he would die for our starvation.

Yep. I had an awesome week. =D ♥